Showing posts with label Dan Savage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dan Savage. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Dan Savage Redefines "Rick"

And so in Savage's own words:
Now "Rick Santorum" isn't just a vile and disgusting politician—he's a vile and disgusting sentence.
What is it, you ask?



I'm getting to that. It's in today's Savage Love column.



A letter writer wrote in to the column with this:
If you do end up having to redefine the word "rick," which you threatened to do in your recent Funny or Die video, I have a suggestion: rick (v): to remove santorum orally. ("He was so grateful for the lay that he ricked his partner.")
To which Dan agreed. Hence the above sentence "Rick Santorum."



Though Savage fiddles the definition a little:
That said, I don't think someone would rick his or her partner out of gratitude; ricking someone—sucking the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex out of someone's ass—is something a person would do only under duress or under orders from a cruel BDSM top.
Rick Santorum - ew, yuck.